More Than You Ever Wanted To Know

It seems that I've been tagged by CP and as promised here is my list:

1) Would you bungee jump?
No. There seems to be something that's unnatural about falling several feet only to be yanked back up at breakneck (literally) speeds only to fall back down again. The imagine of the grey matter swirling around in my noggen seems unappealing. To eachs own though.

2) If you could do anything in the world for a living what would it be?
Nothing, absolutely nothing. In other words I would be a Canadian politician

3) Your favorite fictional animal?
Any animal in a Douglas Adam's novel. Including but not limited too the mice, dolphins and whale before it impacted the ground. Just remembered perhaps my favourite, was the cow that could talk at the restaurant at the end of the universe.

4) One person who never fails to make you laugh?
Nikki out of funniness, ruben out of strangeness, and me when I see myself on video, I'm absurd!

5) When you were 12 years old what did you want to be when you grew up?
The age of twelve was an interesting time for me. I wanted to be a turnip for a span of about 3 weeks, then for some reason I wanted to be a singer. This was inspired by seeing myself as a child singing on t.v. Once I opened my mouth puberty seemed to hit and my voice was gone, much like a young homer. Following this I wanted to be a nature photographer and travel to Africa. Then I wanted to be a doctor, mostly because everyone told me I wanted to be one. I realized later that I don't have what it takes to make a great doctor, although I was able to get into med school it's not in my personality, which gives me much respect for our friend S.

6) What is the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Depends where I am. If it's the weekend I think that I'm a very lucky guy, roll over and go back to bed. If it's a weekday my mouth emits a low bassy grumble, I stretch out then jump out of bed.

7) Have you ever gone to therapy?
No although many of my ex girlfriends have suggested it, when they became ex's. Apparently normal people have these things called "feelings" and something that goes with them, I think called "emotions". Now thinking on it I think it would be great to go. It combines two of the things I enjoy most laying down and talking.

8) If you could have one super power what would it be?
Totally with CP on this one although I'd like to be a wizard a'la Richard Rahl. If it had to be one power it would be teleportation. That's probably due to the fact that the gas it takes to get to school is costing me a small fortune.

9) Your favorite cartoon character?
Either Bugs Bunny from loony toons or the really old school spiderman. You know the one where they were too lazy to draw in the web lines on the costume. They also tended not to use more than two differnt frames to make him walk.




10) Do you go to church?
Not often. When I do these day's it's to visit a friend of mine who is a priest. He also likes gothic everything and dungeons and dragons.

11) What is your best childhood memory?
My best childhood memory would probably have to do with the trip my dad took my family on before he had heart surgury. We went to universal studeo's and also saw dolphins. For some reason the captain also thought feeding sea gulls was something special. He should really go to University in Toronto

12) Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
Marriage is a special thing and totally not respected in our society as it should be.

13) Do you own a gun?
I own a caulking gun, which I use to seal up my fish tank, a staple gun which I use to lay down carpets and a glue gun which I use to make fashionable macaroni neclaces for my lady friends.

14) Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
As anyone will tell you I maybe coordinated when it comes to most things but when it comes to gals I tend to be spastic. I've accidentally elbowed, headbutted, stepped on, ran into, fell ontop of, and kneed more girls then I can count.

15) Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
Yes as a child my parents used to dress me up and make me a part of their folk band. I was on T.V a couple of times. In more recent times if I've been in the drink I'll sing. Especially if they're drinking songs.

16) What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Appendages (4), hair (as james would say, we tend to associate hair with girls)

17) What is your biggest mistake?
My biggest mistake was neglecting people while I was working hard in my last year of university. This is not a mistake I'm ever going to make again.

18) Say something totally random about yourself.
I play a game that I'm ashamed to admit in front of anyone I know. In fact there are probably about 3 people that know I play it. Yes, I play magic the gathering strategy card game. I've played for the last 9 years and I can't see myself stopping. *hangs head in shame*

19) Has anyone ever said that you looked like a celebrity?

Well I'm told I look like Adrian Brody, who is apparently "as sexy as hell". Therefore by the transitive principle, I'm sexy as well. Thanks Jin ;) I've also been told that I look like Nicholas Cage when I'm wearing my contacts, although that one I don't see at all. You folks help me out, Who do I look like?








20) What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
made me dinner and wrote me letters.

21) Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
Yes I do. It takes me a while but I find it interesting.

The three people that I'm tagging are Lala, demara, and S.