Greetings and Saluations

Chances are that if you're reading this you're part of an elite group of very important individuals or you're having some serious issues with google. Either way glad you could make it. Be warned this site will be boring, full of useless information about myself and will break every rule about blogs.
Now for the fun stuff, what you may not know is that I belong to a wonderful yet seriously disfunctional Italian family. Think Everybody Loves Raymond on crack. Now instead of the quite suburbs put them them into a Toronto getto complete with a quirky crew of drugs dealers, gang bangers and the occasional stabbing or shooting. Now friends and neighbours you may have heard me comment that my wonderful father bears some resemblance to some famous individuals so I ask your your opinion does my dad resemble A) Saddam Hussein B) Ned Flanders C) None of the above